How to be funny - 1.

This is a guide on how to be funny. I am publishing it on the internet because people often ask me how I am so funny. I just wanted to write a memoir on how I became so fucking hilarious.

1. Love yourself.
This is the key to confidence, and that is the key to humor.
This only works if you are not engulfed in a sea of self-loathing. If you are, choose someone else and love them. Model every move after them. Pick someone your friends don't know that well so nobody will notice that you are not genuine in any sense of the word. Because that's not funny.

stuff

Procrastinating, the archnemesis of a student. Is what I am experiencing now. Woe is me. Even when it is 2:41 in the morning and I have a report due tomorrow, what am I doing. It's because I can't do anything else. Can't or won't? This is ridiculous.

On a lighter note, I'm doing a series on finding your true sense of humor. More on that to come.