Tuesday, September 15, 2009

2.

Buck up sister and stick to your convictions. Have no convictions? Make some! Think about something for once! What's that I hear? You don't like to think? You're a sad, pathetic person. Use your brain. HELLS BELLS! Use it or lose it! Someone told me that.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

How to be funny - 1.

This is a guide on how to be funny. I am publishing it on the internet because people often ask me how I am so funny. I just wanted to write a memoir on how I became so fucking hilarious.

1. Love yourself.
This is the key to confidence, and that is the key to humor.
This only works if you are not engulfed in a sea of self-loathing. If you are, choose someone else and love them. Model every move after them. Pick someone your friends don't know that well so nobody will notice that you are not genuine in any sense of the word. Because that's not funny.

Monday, July 27, 2009

stuff

Procrastinating, the archnemesis of a student. Is what I am experiencing now. Woe is me. Even when it is 2:41 in the morning and I have a report due tomorrow, what am I doing. It's because I can't do anything else. Can't or won't? This is ridiculous.

On a lighter note, I'm doing a series on finding your true sense of humor. More on that to come.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Bad Design

It's fine when you have to type in a code to create an account for, download and comment on something on the internet, but if I can't even read the code, what's the point.

Also, who uses the insert key? I know of zero people who utilize this feature. I always accidentally press it and get confused. There is another key on the keyboard that I also accidentally press frequently. I have not figured out which key that is yet.

Ultimately, please get rid of the insert key, and find a new way to protect your website from hackers.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

1

I have been on an 80s music kick, which led me to wonder:

What is the essence of 80s music?

I think it sounds sounds dramatic and exciting. It is good background music to a routine activity.